Your Average Democrat Congresscritter

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Mrs. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

“Would you mind telling me, Doctor, how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?” asked Pelosi.

“How about this one: Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

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One Response to Your Average Democrat Congresscritter

  1. I am Sparticus says:

    Hahahahahaha…..