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Breaking: NJ Tea Parties Endorse Herman Cain

Today at Noon, the Bayshore Tea Party and the Jersey Shore Tea Party Patriots held a joint press conference at the headquarters of the Bayshore group in Middletown, NJ to announce that both organizations are officially endorsing Herman Cain as … Continue reading

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Cleanup Needed in the CNJ-Rob Eichmann Aisle

Trouble is, the present rate of Rob Eichmann’s mental defecation will soon require a 24/7 presence of a mop man in a hazmat suit. I find his latest foray into idiotic repetition to be particularly illuminating and ultimately a teachable … Continue reading

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Gov. Zeppelin says: “Get the Hell Off the Beach!”

It was another one of those made-for-Youtube bluster and bravado presser moments that Governor Zeppelin has perfected into an improvisational performance art: political theatre for the intellectually challenged, as it were. It amuses the local Drive-Bys as surely as it … Continue reading

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Unless the Writing is Erased, Doom Will Engulf Us All

When the Constitutional Convention announced the formation of a new government in 1787, the inestimable Dr. Franklin was asked precisely what they had given the American people: “A republic,” he responded, “if you can keep it.”

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