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The Disciplined Blogger

Discipline is critical to success in the blogosphere. Just ask Moe  РStooge-in-Chief at CNJ Рwho has his hands full with Larry and Curley.

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Your Moment of Blogging Zen

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes at CNJ? Well, wonder no more, dear readers. Courtesy of the old Three Stooges, the curtain is drawn back and the new Three Stooges – Dick, Robbo and Wee Willy – show … Continue reading

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Rob Eichmann: Cynical Race-Baiter Extraordinaire

While it may come as a chilly comfort in these troubled days for the Conservative Movement in New Jersey, the fact remains that a lying weasel will eventually be hoist with his own petard. In many cases it may be … Continue reading

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Mr. Eichmann and the Pursuit of the Truth

A little over a month ago, CNJ blogger and GOP State Committee court jester Rob Eichmann extended to U.S. Senate candidate Bader Qarmout an opportunity to present his side of the Lorillard Tobacco case. Mr. Qarmout responded with an affirmative … Continue reading

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Living Rent Free in Their Silly Heads

You know you have finally finished moving into the incredibly spacious and airy mind of Eichmann-Winkler (conservatism’s answer to the Menendez Brothers) when you read a post that forgoes the usual libel and defamation of a Republican candidate for office … Continue reading

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Mr. Qarmout and the Case of the Late Tax Payments

CNJ blogger and Jacobin Clown Extraordinaire Rob Eichmann – whose cannibalistic attacks on conservative individuals and groups who do not comport themselves to his twisted vision of “true” conservatism – is at it again. This time, the object of Der … Continue reading

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Sometimes It Pays To Pick Up The Phone And Call

It’s amazing just how much egg-facial humiliation can be avoided if one simply picks up the phone and does ten minutes’ worth of research before posting a screed that ultimately bites him in the derriere. I’m referring to a certain … Continue reading

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Mr. Qarmout and the Case of the Pesky Lawn Signs

CNJ contributing blogger and Jacobin Clown Extraordinaire Rob Eichmann – whose cannibalistic attacks on conservative individuals and groups who do not comport themselves to his twisted vision of “true” conservatism – is at it again. This time, the object of … Continue reading

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Larsen Will Remain in the GOP Primary

Is there no end to the Machiavellian machinations of Rob Eichmann – erstwhile tool of Mike “West Point Weasel” Doherty? To ask the question is to answer it, of course: Eichmann is the quintessential faux conservative and Jacobin Extraordinaire who … Continue reading

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The Very Definition of Irony

Irony is much like a souffle: great care must be taken when preparing it, lest the final product collapse into a mess. Strangely (dare I say…ironically?), some of the most delicious irony – the kind you need a chainsaw to … Continue reading

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